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[ That's "au" as in "authority". Roll the "r". ]

:-)

Beatrix is US Citizen of majority age. She is not very tall--and yet, she has one foot in each hemisphere. She is a bee. She is pretty good at flying, and very rarely stings. She is an immigrant atheist half-breed who wonders when the "Make America Great Again" storm troopers will come for her.

She will retire after writing the Great Siberian-American Novel.

Famous Quotes:

The King who should not have made Duke
Cannot stand a single rebuke.
He made a good meal
'Til we found he was real,
Now we're retching but can't seem to puke.