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Well I've been a bachelor all my life
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I thought the time had come to take a wife
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So I moved to the city to find myself a mate
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But I get all confused when I start looking for a date

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Oh I can't tell the boys from the girls
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And friends it's really messing up my world
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They all wear long hair and bouncy curls
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And I can't tell the boys from the girls

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I walked in a picture show and found a seat
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This pretty little thing sat down in front of me
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I leaned over and asked her if she'd like some company
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But I nearly died when she turned out to be a he

Repeat #2

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I'm going to leave this city and go home
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I guess I'll stay single from now on
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But I won't make the same mistake by coming here again
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Cause I can't tell difference between the hers and hims
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