Jay _silly_evarlast_ Wren
I work at Cisco Systems Inc. on Threatgrid.
I worked at vivint.smart.home on streety.
I previously was employed by Canonical USA and I work on Juju and things related to www.jujucharms.com.
Before that, I worked at Arbor Networks on things related to ATLAS, which is now decommissioned.
From 1998 to 2008, I wrote custom software solutions for integrating Windows and Unix. My blend of traditional system administration and custom software solutions has allowed numerous enterprises to transcend platform dependence.
I have written software to manage specific applications deployed across hundreds of Unix servers and thousands of Windows servers remotely via a Web Management Interface. The system works without an agent utilizing standard Unix remote management protocols such as SSH.
I've been an independent contractor working on Windows Forms applications for tuning embedded software control modules for a US auto manufacturer.
I spend my free time writing more software, baking, and watching far too much television.
Baking is great. I highly recommend growing your own yeast.
All that is nice, but I should start at the beginning. I was born. I begged to be taught to read, but waited until formal school. Around age 6 - I’m not exactly sure when - I learned TRS-80 compatible basic on a Sharp 1500 (Radio Shack PC2) pocket computer. My parents encouraged this by borrowing a VIC20 from my uncle for a few months before purchasing the family an Atari 800XL for Christmas around the time I was 7 or 8.
Atari 800XL was WAY better than Commodore 64 in the only area that mattered to me: BASIC. I had drawing primitives. LINE, CIRCLE and PAINT functions - or were they called subroutines - were available. I loved me some drawing. In 1987 around the time I turned 10, my family upgraded to a used Amiga 1000, with the 512K option. Thanks to the AmigaBasic 1.2 and 1.3 provided by Microsoft, I was now writing basic without line numbers. This was like QBasic or QuickBasic on a PC available years later. I struggled endless hours trying to make the North C compiler compile my hello world app. I never succeeded.
Age 14 in 1990, Dad buys the family - me - my first “PC”, a 4