So, I installed Mint on an external SSD just because I had it laying around, and I found it entertaining to do so.
Now when I boot my laptop without the external Mint SSD plugged in, it goes to GRUB and won't boot Ubuntu.
Once Ubuntu boots with the SSD, I can eject and remove it, and the system continues to run absolutely fine. I don't want to have to lug the hard drive around with my laptop everywhere I go...