No matter how I try I end up with nodejs 4.2.6. Is it a joke?
$ nodejs -v v4.2.6
Uninstall and 4.2.6 returns like a virus
$ sudo apt-get install nodejs Reading package lists... Done Building dependency tree Reading state information... Done The following packages were automatically installed and are no longer required: gyp libjs-inherits libjs-node-uuid libjs-underscore libuv1-dev Use 'sudo apt autoremove' to remove them. The following NEW packages will be installed: nodejs 0 upgraded, 1 newly installed, 0 to remove and 73 not upgraded. Need to get 0 B/3 161 kB of archives. After this operation, 13,2 MB of additional disk space will be used. Selecting previously unselected package nodejs. (Reading database ... 434000 files and directories currently installed.) Preparing to unpack .../nodejs_4.2.6~dfsg-1ubuntu4.1_amd64.deb ... Unpacking nodejs (4.2.6~dfsg-1ubuntu4.1) ... Processing triggers for doc-base (0.10.7) ... Processing 1 added doc-base file... Registering documents with scrollkeeper... Processing triggers for man-db (2.7.5-1) ... Setting up nodejs (4.2.6~dfsg-1ubuntu4.1) ... update-alternatives: using /usr/bin/nodejs to provide /usr/bin/js (js) in auto mode