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A boy swallows a whole jar of coins, and is taken to a hospital. When the doctor came out to speak with the parents, he said, "No change yet."


Outside a dog a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's hard to read.


A man needed major surgery. They removed all the organs on the left side of his body.

Now he is all right. :)


Q: Why did the farmer watch his lazy cows?

A: He liked to see the meat loaf.

Q: Why did the farmer feed sugar to his sick pig?

A: He wanted sugar-cured ham.


Q: How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader gave him for Christmas?

A: He felt his presents.


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