Stop! This isn't a duplicate - but it may also not be completely Ubuntu
As described https://forums.lenovo.com/t5/Linux-Discussion/Yoga-2-13-not-Pro-Linux-Warning/td-p/1491698 , trying to install Ubuntu on a non-pro Yoga bricks wifi. I did not realise this before installing. Ergo I have bricked wifi.
I have no other way of connecting this machine to the internet through Ubuntu - I can use a USB dongle within Windows but this isn't working in Ubuntu.
The question is, how to follow the necessary steps from the above forum without internet? Can I flip the bits that are blocking WiFi from Windows? Or from within Ubuntu before I download kernel source? Can I compile somewhere else and copy over? If so, how do I make sure everything is right?
sudo rmmod ideapad_laptop
and then rfkill unblock... No success any of the times I tried it. Remember, Wifi has also been blocked within Windows too - the forum above suggests that linux has written some bits telling everyone to turn off wifi.