I saw how amazing and awesome BURG was - that is the most beautiful bootloader I've ever seen. I wanted it.
After searching the Interwebs for a while, I came up with:
sudo add-apt-repository ppa:n-muench/burg sudo apt-get update sudo apt-get install burg burg-themes sudo burg-install /dev/sda && sudo update-burg sudo burg-emu
...so, I decided to give it a try. Unfortunately, instead of getting the beautiful brub screen things that all the screenshots show, I got a hideous, useless, boring, grey Grub terminal. I tried pressing F2 (the "change theme" button,) but nothing happened. Is there a command I'm supposed to type, or did I screw something up during the installation?
P.S., NOT a duplicate of Questions 105815 OR 61725 - those only covered basic installation, which I have already completed. This question is specifically about configuring it and getting the GUI up and running and pretty.