I am trying to categorize threads where people are just trying to get a Unix laptop or a Linux laptop. It means the laptop is designed to work with Unix or Linux with freedom-respecting way: without having to worry about things such as closed driver issues or wasting time in installation of the os.
Personally, I would like to get basic Linux tools such as GNU Coreutils, Blender, Gimp, Inkscape, SED, AWK, Emacs, Vim-full, Git, apt-get/aptitude (or other proper package-manager/installer) etc -- by clicking some dialogs and order the laptop online or out of the box (or something like Xcode-style easy installation) -- without me wasting time in the installation. The laptop must follow POSIX guidelines. The laptop must be able to work as a development machine so for example Chrome OS is not option with limited physical data transfer (everything through the slow cloud).
How can I buy a freedom-respecting Unix laptop or Linux laptop such as a preinstalled Ubuntu laptop?